A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards him.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.

"Oh I am so sorry" the woman says, as she pops her eye back into place.   "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they go to the theatre, followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her thoughts and dreams and he shares his.  She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast.   The guy is amazed.

"You know" he says, "you are the perfect woman.  Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No" she replies . . .


"You just happened to catch my eye."

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